Randy Newman, worldwide renowned songwriter famed for having a friend inside of him, has come at Trump’s johnson in a new song.
Randy Newman has revealed that his latest album nearly featured a song he has written comparing the size of his penis to Donald Trump. Of course Newman claims the larger member in his lyrics, in which he notes the astonishment of others upon viewing his impressive package.
Newman revealed some of the lyrics to the song, which read:
My dick’s bigger than your dick – It ain’t braggin’ if it’s true
My dick’s bigger than your dick – I can prove it too
There it is! There’s my dick – Isn’t that a wonderful sight?
Run to the village, to town, to the countryside – Tell the people what you’ve seen here tonight
The song then breaks into the chorus of “What a dick!” repeated over and over. Despite it’s potentially warm reception Newman has decided to leave the track off of his upcoming album ‘Dark Matter’. Newman said: “I just didn’t want to add to the problem of how ugly the conversation we’re all having is.”
Whilst he may not be including his song to Trump on the new album there will be a song about Russian president, Vladimir Putin. The song looks at how Putin might feel his career has played out through his own eyes.
Randy Newman will release Dark Matter this summer and it will mark his first album release in 9 years.