How long have you got before you can leave work for the weekend then? Half an hour? An hour? That means you can watch this video at least 10 times. Or you can bookmark this page and watch it when you get home.

I’m a complete sucker for stuff like this, I completely don’t care that it’s musical drivel (which totally contradicts things I have said prior to today regarding virtuoso musicians, BeatBoxers, DJs etc).

If you can find a single better use of a computer (or indeed the internet) than this, please get in touch; or @monkeyhotel