Around 3 years ago whilst laughing at ‘instrumental virtuosos’ , my old flat mate and I stumbled across this massive abomination.

We believe that this could very well be the worst song ever written. Here is the criteria; lyrics that go nowhere and mean nothing, a false sense of depth, no memorable moments whatsoever and an absence of taste.

If you think you know of a song worse than this, then please contact meon twitter @monkeyhotel