10 Songs You Should Not Play At Your Wedding
RouteNote.com like to think that we provide a good service to the public with most things music. Whether you need a super platform to give yourself a boost as an artist or just advice on music in general. We have decided though to branch out as far as marriage advice, but in our own special way. After trawling thorough the dozens and dozens of songs that would all be sound advice coming from a best man of whoever to advise you to leave out of your (so her’s) special day! In no particular order, and we would love some feedback and some of your suggestions, 10 songs that you should not have played at your wedding. RouteNote.com would like to explain that it is Pro wedding, this is just for fun.
- Highway To Hell – AC/DC. The song sold over 500,000 copies as a single, but the bride wouldn’t find the funny side if she had to come down the isle to it, but I could be wrong.
- Girls – Motley Crue. Naughty, naughty. You only have eyes for your special someone now, remember!
- U.G.L.Y – Daphne & Celeste. Just as rubbish a song as it is mean. This versatile entry can be used to insult both the groom by the bride or vice-verser, everybody win! Besides, even if your thinking it, don’t say it till you get home at least!
- Rape Me – Nirvana. Do I actually need to explain why with this in inappropriate! One of the better songs on the list though, but still, that’s no excuse.
- D.I.V.O.R.C.E. – Loretta Lynn. Come on chin up, that’s just not very optimistic now is it? Besides, honeymoons are fun!
- Gold-digger – Kanye West. Pre-nups at the ready!
- You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling – Righteous Brothers. A classic, released in 1965, the brothers were inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame last year. Still as true today as it ever was……….
- She Hates Me – Puddle Of Mud. A nice kick in the balls way of accusing the wife of cheating.
- Everyday I Love You Less And Less – Kaiser Chiefs. Having regrets are we? Honesty is the best policy you reckon? I’ll give that one some thought.
- I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor. A favourite with the ladies. I don’t need a man, I don’t need a man, meme meee, meme meee! Its a song about a surviving a breakup FOR GODS SAKE. That’s just not what the day is about now is it.
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6 comments
That’s all well and good, but what’s really important is playing “Billie Jean” at the reception.
‘She Hates Me’ is probably the worst “song” ever “written(?)”.
Heh, ‘Gold-digger’ was played at my best friend’s wedding… just a few minutes after the DJ refused to play ‘Baby Got Back’ because he thought it might be inappropriate.
Not sure about Rape me either :S
While the guests are arriving, don’t play “I Went To Your Wedding” by Spike Jokes.
That should have been Spike Jones, not Spike Jokes.