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RouteNote enjoys being involved in all things music, both superb and tragic. I’ve decided to throw out a weekly video (where it can be found) of awful tunes that could arguably be cult favourite’s for a giggle.<\/p>\n

This tragic attempt at something to do with signing is from The Hoff. Scouring YouTube and the Hoffs own site, I Couldn’t find the proper video. It Turns out the song has become “Unavailable. <\/em>Embedding disabled by request”. <\/em>Probably for the best. One of the best move’s Hoff ever made next to\u00a0Bay-watch\u00a0of course.<\/p>\n

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ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
\njump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your ow-own<\/em><\/p>\n

jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
\nC’mon and jump in my car, it’s way too far to walk on your ow-own
\nWell maybe I wi-ill
\nAh, that’s better now, your talkin’ sense
\nBut you best keep still
\nWell, if you like I’ll just put up a fence
\nNo need to get smart
\nWell alright we’ll soon be on our way
\nWe better start
\nWhat for?
\nBecause it’s such a long way
\nWhy, where d’you live?
\nI live down south, it’s roughly eighty-four miles
\nHey slow down, you must be jokin’ there behind that cute smile
\nOh, no I’m not
\nWell, if you’re not there’s only one thing to say
\nAnd what’s that?
\nGet out the car, get on your way<\/em><\/p>\n

Get out of my car
\nBut you just said that you’d take me home
\nit’s just too far
\nBut there’s no way that I can get there alone
\nI couldn’t care less
\nMaybe I could see you next week
\nBut you look a mess
\nBut look who’s talkin’, you’ve got no right to speak<\/p>\n

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Get out of my car
\nYou told me that you were a really nice guy
\nWell I aint
\nyeah,Get out of my car
\nGet out
\nGet out of my car<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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One of the best move’s Hoff ever made next to\u00a0Bay-watch\u00a0of course. ooh, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3406,3409,3407,3414,3412,3408,3411,3410,3413,28,656,23,3405],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nWorst Songs And The Lyrics Off The Week - RouteNote Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/routenote.com\/blog\/worst-songs-and-the-lyrics-off-the-week\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Worst Songs And The Lyrics Off The Week - RouteNote Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"RouteNote enjoys being involved in all things music, both superb and tragic. 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