{"id":1084,"date":"2009-08-20T04:14:08","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T03:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/routenote.com\/blog\/?p=1084"},"modified":"2022-06-09T12:31:36","modified_gmt":"2022-06-09T11:31:36","slug":"if-britney-spears-were-president-mocked-on-david-letterman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/routenote.com\/blog\/if-britney-spears-were-president-mocked-on-david-letterman\/","title":{"rendered":"If Britney Spears Were President, Mocked On David Letterman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1085 lazyload\" title=\"Late Show Brittney Spears\" src=\"http:\/\/routenote.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Britney-Spears-bikini.jpg\" alt=\"Late Show Brittney Spears\" width=\"442\" height=\"315\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/routenote.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Britney-Spears-bikini.jpg 600w, https:\/\/routenote.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Britney-Spears-bikini-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It doesn\u2019t get more pathetic than Britney Spears, the child actress turned teen pop princess turned crazed mother is now trying to rectify her reputation and prove that she\u2019s not fat.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, David Letterman added fuel to the Britney bandwagon and had the bikini-clad Spears on for the \u201cTop Ten Ways The World Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"450\" height=\"265\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/baUx42qs1xU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" height=\"265\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/baUx42qs1xU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It doesn\u2019t get more pathetic than Britney Spears, the child actress turned teen pop princess turned crazed mother is now trying to rectify her reputation and prove that she\u2019s not fat. 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