Lady Gag(a) me does not reinvent the wheel, let alone even a spoke; she’s nothing above an average singer; somewhat pretty but nothing exotic or different – basically nothing new here that Madonna hasn’t already done. She can, however, create some pretty amazing masterpieces from fabric, albeit nothing I, nor anyone I know, would ever wear, even in the privacy of our own homes.

Just another mutation further diluting the musical gene pool. Lets hope that sooner, rather than later, that someone comes along and stops the madness, thus forever saving music from being the punchline of a tired, sad, irrelevant joke.